Spreadsheets don’t have to be boring…

Excel + Maths + Conditional Formatting = Excel as Art

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Crack
£199.00

How is it Created?

Each pixel is a cell in an excel spreadsheet (500,000 pixels total), and behind the colour in each pixel lies a sumptuous formula linked to cells around it, with elements of randomness that ensure that each version created is unique (even if very similar, like a unique fingerprint). In fact there are more possible combinations than there are particles in the universe (can show my workings, promise).

Printed on sturdy acrylic glass in the UK, with a ready-mounted aluminium backframe, allowing the piece to hover elegantly about 1cm away from the wall. Standard size is 120cm x 60cm (48in x 24in).

Available in 4 Sumptuous Colour Schemes

Crack of Fire (Red)

Crack of Ice (Blue)

Crack of Nature (Green)

Crack in Pink - couldn’t find an alter ego for this colour scheme without getting in trouble.

If you want a version in a very specific colour scheme or a different size, drop me a message and we’ll work something out.

Delivery

Each piece is uniquely generated in Microsoft Excel to order, and will be delivered to all UK mainland addresses within 1-2 weeks (delivery included in the price). Message me about other non-mainland UK or international deliveries.

Uniquely generated in Microsoft Excel to every order

But spreadsheets don’t look like this?!

Have you ever had to use conditional formatting in Excel for work, but got a bit over-excited and the monthly financials started looking like a Monet Sunset?

Same here, but I kept going…

If each cell is shrunken down to a pixel, and the spreadsheet is given a healthy base-layer of maths, a sumptuous middle-layer of randomness and an elegant sprinkling of conditional formatting… Then you have yourself something that is no longer the monthly financials, but instead a spreadsheet that has the sole purpose of looking nice - which is the definition of art.

The randomness ensures that each print is unique. Each refresh of the spreadsheet is astronomically unlikely to reoccur, in there are more possible combinations than there are particles in the observable universe (I can show my workings).

Designed in London, printed in the UK and shipped directly to all UK addresses. Please note that it’s not currently possible to deliver to non-UK addresses as standard, however if you’re hoping for international delivery, drop me a message and we’ll see if we can work something out.

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